January 2012
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
nicoosuxx:
I like you.
December 2011
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via evenifitisagainstslytherin)
